The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She’s wearing the librarian glasses today.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Yayyy! Also if you want any ideas I can pitch in!
You guys are always welcome to pitch in ideas! ; u ;
I honestly never expected to get over 5 haha
Thank you guys!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.